Conceive of Yourself Animaniacs

[DR. SCRATCHANSNIFF]
Conceive of yourself: freelance
Conceive of yourself: not a real employee
Sign here, you don't have to read
Certain legal protection might be something you concede
Conceive of yourself, well, poor
Conceive of yourself: part of the inventory
We've taken away your rights
You'll find that there's no overtime when you are working nights
If it should chance to be that you have made a small mistake
Or need a bathroom break, tough luck!
So, go out and sing and dance, and if you pee your pants
Then I don't give a-

[YAKKO]
Goodnight, everybody!