English Country Garden The Darkness

[Verse 1]
It was a cigarette break
And I was desperate
I saw her pushing the wheelbarrow
She said, "You got a match?"
And I said, "Yes:
My cock and Farmer Giles's prizewinning marrow!"

[Pre-Chorus]
Frolicking in the summer fields, were we
I fell for you, and you grew to like me

[Chorus]
I carved "You 4 Me" in the bark of a tree
In an English country garden
We rolled around, kissing on the ground
In an English country garden
You succumbed to my charms, fell asleep in my arms
In an English country garden
Beneath the stars above, we fell in love
In a English country garden
Jardin, jardin, jardin, jardin

[Verse 2]
They did a quiz at the village fete
And we came last
Everybody laughed at the two of us
But I've never seen a bale of hay
Move so fast
She was a bona-fide forking genius