The Tonight Song Saturday Night Live (Ft. Chris Farley, Lorne Michaels, Mike Myers, Phil Hartman, Steve Martin & Tim Meadows)

(Spoken intro)
[CHRIS FARLEY]
So, you remember when Bill Murray came, when you were the medieval barber and he came in and his legs were all broken after having too much mead?

[STEVE MARTIN]
Yeah, what about it?

[CHRIS FARLEY]
That was awesome!

[STEVE MARTIN]
That was a long time ago

[VICTORIA JACKSON]
Steve, want to run lines for our scene?

[STEVE MARTIN]
We have a sketch together? Is it on cue cards?

[VICTORIA JACKSON]
I guess so

[STEVE MARTIN]
Then what's the problem?

[CHRIS FARLEY]
Mr. Martin, before you go, I was wondering. I found this in wardrobe, and I was wondering if you could sign it?
[STEVE MARTIN]
My old King Tut costume! I remember this. This was back when the show meant something. Back when I used to care

(Song)
[STEVE MARTIN]
Something's out there
Something's in the air
Don't know how, don't know why
Got a feeling tonight's the night I'm actually gonna try

Not gonna phone it in tonight
Not gonna go through the motions tonight
This time I'm really gonna do the best I can
Mr. Cue Card Man, put those down over there
For some reason, tonight I care

Not gonna phone it in tonight
Not gonna read my screenplay during the songs tonight
I could walk through my parts and still be hilarious
I've done it so often before
But look at these faces! Just look at this fat guy
He wants more! He wants more!

[AUDIENCE MEMBER]
Hey, I'm not fat!