Pain au Chocolat Unknown P

[Chorus]
Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat (ooh)
I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler (ahh)
She got the cake, bake-off
Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy)
Red wine, Merlot (mmm)
She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr)
Posh girl, raised in the city
Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty

[Verse 1]
I'm in love with an MP (oh)
Bottoms up 'til the glass get empty (ah)
And I got bare stacks in the Halifax
Your man's balance, 10p (hm)
Leng one, sitting opposite (cutie)
Like it when I whisper chocolate (chocolate)
Plays tennis on the court, shе's proper fit
So I may have to smash, Djokovic (court!)
Embarrassing (mmm)
I could give your girl an еyeful (mmm), on a Paris ting (bonjour)
We could ride around town on a carriage ting (nyoon)
If you don't mind the horses (giddy up)
Dinner like golf, nine different courses
I like my watch sparkling like my water
Your man's bare short and he drives a Corsa
Man's got a Porshe, just need a Portia (brumm)