Hitchhiking Across America William Finn (Ft. D.B. Bonds)

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After college
I set out to travel
The country
Tried to make a friend
Put my thumb out
Wondered how it'd all come out
And how this thing would end

I'd had women in the past
Now I'm looking toward tomorrow
Hitchhiking across America
With a sign that's saying
"I like boys"
Picked up by a rover
At the setting of the sun
Glad to get it over
I just did it, and was done
And I have to say
I kinda had some fun

I met a plumber
I screwed a tailor
I was picked up by a drummer
And a sailor got his guy
But today when I love you
Hey, how I love you
I think of all the cars that passed me by