Being Haved Homeboy Sandman

Yo (Jesus Crunchy, man) what happened?
The POP!
Nahmsayin I digs, nahmsayin I digs

[Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman]
I came up in Queens, had not much, more than enough
A pure-bred sort of a mutt, if that could exist
My moms/pops made livings but had limited funds
We shopped at Keyfood for lunch, and Fayva for kicks
We had wreaths, lights, mistletoe, garland and such
All the most Christmassy stuff, except for the gifts
Partied potluck, mom's ain't have a million bucks
But when I came home with a bump, she gave it a kiss
In grade school I was always at the head of the class
And was the first head in the class to get any head
Not that I condone pre-teens gettin it on
But there is much more I know now, than what I knew then
Whenever cats dissed momma I had honor to defend
When I was done throwin the fists, I'd made a new friend
Even at 9-10 wasn't bout no money to spend
The only 'dough' that I would sweat, began with 'Ninten-', ya heard?

[Hook]
When mi madre hollered "behave!"
I would always say "mommy I'm being haved"
We'd in the street getting wild everyday
What you might see on TV was Ricki Lake
When mi madre hollered "behave!"
I would always say "mommy I'm being haved"
We'd be in the street getting wild everyday
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay