(When I Marry) Mister Snow Rodgers & Hammerstein

[Barbara]
Julie, I've been busted to tell you something lately...

[Shirley]
You have?!

[Barbara]
The reason I didn't care to tell you before is 'cause
You didn't have a fella of your own. Hmm hmm...
But now that you got one, I can tell you about mine!

[Shirley]
I'm glad you gotta fella, Carrie!

[Barbara]
His name is Mister Snow
And an upstandin' man is he
He comes home ev'ry night in his round-bottomed boat
With a net full of herring from the sea
An almost perfect beau
As refined as a girl could wish
But he spends so much time in his round-bottomed boat
That he can't seem to lose the smell of fish

The fust time he kissed me, the whiff from his clo'es
Knocked me flat on the floor of the room;
But now that I love him, my heart's in my nose
And fish is my fav'rite perfume