Shape of You Parody Bart Baker

[Verse 1: Ed Sheeran]
The club isn't the best place to stalk a lover
So the gym is where I go
That is where I spy on you when you box
I pretend I box also
I've got a weird obsession with the shape of your body
This creepy song is all about that
Like your hands, nose, the shape of your ears, hips, and throat
And the shape of your mouth, and now I'm singing like

[Pre-Chorus 1: Ed Sheeran & Boxer Girl]
What size are your boxing gloves?
Show me your hand shape. Hold on, what, excuse me?
Come on now, just let me see
I may be crazy, don't mind me
Say, boy, your head is messed up
Don't touch my waist. Why are you measuring me?
Because I love your body
Um, OMG, you are a freak!

[Chorus 1: Ed Sheeran & Boxer Girl]
I'm in love with the shape of you
I made a body diagram too
Your stomach is real, flat and smooth
And your butt's round and bubbly
Last night I was in your room
And I stole this red bra from you
That's how I figured out the shape of your boobs
Can I measure your inseam?
Weirdo, weirdo, weirdo, weirdo!
You're obsessed with my body!
Don't go, don't go, don't go, don't go!
What shape are your nipples, please?