Slutty Friday Bart Baker (Ft. Andrew Krajewski)

[Intro: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
Woooh-oooh, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 1: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
7:00 AM, waking up really horny
Gotta be fresh, talking about downstairs
Gotta take the pill, gotta have cereal
Take a huge dump in the toilet bowl
Wipe my ass, pick my mole
Now I gotta get down to the bus stop
F*** taking the bus
I see a weird man

[Pre-Chorus: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
He's jerkin' in the front seat
Trying to abduct me
I'm wearing crotchless panties
Which seat do I take?

[Interlude: Andrew Krajewski as Shrimp Guy]
Come here, girl, go ahead, get in my car
Get in my car, come herе

[Chorus: Bart Baker as Roberta Shrimp]
It's Friday, Friday
I'm so slutty on Friday
All the kids are horny on the weekеnd, Friday
Friday, Friday, I'm so whiny on Friday
Four days after Monday, two past Wednesday
It's Friday