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All I Want for Christmas Is Cash - CollegeHumor
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All I Want for Christmas Is Cash CollegeHumor

All I Want for Christmas Is Cash - CollegeHumor
(Chorus 1)
Don´t buy me a gift this Christmas
Fancy things? I´ll take a pass
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is cash

(Verse 1)
Every single fucking Christmas
You give me the same old shit
And I´ll lose it if I unwrap
One more birthstone jewel or scrapbook kit
I don´t need these Garfield slippers
Jesus, I´m a grown-ass man
And when I said that I´m a gamer
I didn´t mean I like backgammon

(Chorus 2)
Now that I am fully grown
I just want to choose my own
Gifts that aren´t trash
All I want for Christmas is cash

(Verse 2)
Desktop bowling? Fuck you, mom
I have an unpaid internship
And I can´t eat or pay my rent
With whiskey stones and shaving kits
You don´t know a thing about me
So I get Bath and Body Works
Perfumes, lotions, bath salts, bath beads
Do you think I smell, you jerks?
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