Dark Horse The Key of Awesome (Ft. Mark Douglas & Sarah Gregory)

[Intro: Mark Douglas as Juicy J]
These lyrics are wack
Dark horse means unknown challenger who comes from behind in a competition, yo
It don't mean having magical powers or have anything to do with Ancient Egypt
Didn’t anybody proofread this?
Whatever, Juicy J, Katy Perry
Let's get paid

[Verse 1: Sarah Gregory as Katy Perry & Mark Douglas as The Sphinx]
I'm really smart, I know about histories
This work of art is a documentary
John Mayer is a jerk who lied to me
He’s not a mayor of anything
I am a witchy dark horse
You don't understand metaphors
Yes, I do! It's what happens when you metamorph
I took a course in wordometry

[Chorus: Sarah Gregory as Katy Perry & Mark Douglas as The Sphinx]
Baby, you could be my locksmith
Cus having safe sex is what I'm all about
But don't you ever try to milk me
I'll chew and spit you out just like a mad cow (Nope!)
I'll make you quake and cower
Where's she going with this?
By using my horsepower (Wrong! F!)
I get condoms from a Trojan horse
(Can someone explain all the horse expressions to her?)