Down At the Midnight Rectory Terrance Zdunich

Down, down, down at the midnight rectory
With jiggle juice frisking under the marquee
The peacocks are strutting behind velvet rope
Sipping away on their heavenly dope…

Down, down, down at the midnight rectory!
With jiggle juice frisking under the marquee!
The peacocks are strutting behind velvet rope
Sipping away on their heavenly dope
Scratch at the hatch, with some sisters and lap sons
Enter on fours, the ones with your daps on
Surrender yoursеlf, dolls, get down on your knees
Open the flappеrs, let's ruffle the keys!

Am I low enough, D-Daddy? (No no!)
Am I low enough, D-Daddy? (No, no, no!)
Am I low enough, Daddy?
Well, alright!
Give me two “Hallelujah”'s and an “Amen”!
Am I low enough, D-Daddy? (No no!)
Am I low enough, D-Daddy? (No, no, no!)
Am I low enough, Daddy? (Woo, whee!)
Two “Hallelujah”'s and an “Amen”!
(Let's break free!)

Up, up, up in perch we'll be squeaky swinging
Standin' on edge, just a pitchin’ and wingin'--
Down in the boiler with jittering puff
Loosen the collar right up to the scruff!
Swallow your bread high, down on the make out
Remember the garden? Let’s wiggle the snake out!
Fiddle the humbugs, and howl like the pooch!
Give her a swallow of heavenly hooch!