One Good Scare Cast of M.W.C.A - Virtual Edition

[PHINEAS (BACKUP)]
Come, let's tip-toe into the dark (La la la la la la la la)
One good scare oughta (do ya)
You'll find our bite much worse than our bark

[PHINEAS & BACKUP]
One good scare ought to do ya some good!

[PHINEAS & BACKUP]
If you should find the daily grind a tad bit taxing on the mind
To help unwind if so inclined, I have a small suggestion
That if you dare into my lair, you should prepare for quite a scare!
But "Will you share in this nightmare?" would be my only question

[BALJEET, spoken]
Boo! Boo, I say!

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Baljeet?

[BALJEET, spoken]
Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test

[PHINEAS, spoken]
Yeah, right. We're just gonna move on now