Happy New Year Kool Keith and KutMasta Kurt

[Intro: Kool Keith]
Live from Las Vegas
Butt-naked condom tour
Starring Veronica Brazil, Lisa Rio
Angel Kelly, Randy De Troit
Ron Hightower and Sean Michaels
Special guest, wearing a black mask
And no underwear, the master of domination
Kool Keith

[Verse 1]
You slept on me kid, yo, you wasn't thinkin'
I caught your style off guard, your girl's coochie stinkin'
I got the fuel for the fire when I burn your rectum
MC's are doo-doo, they're wack, I'mma stop and check them
Hold your horse, I'm comin' through like a mental rhino
All you rappers' butt, you constipated on your vinyl
Not hardcore, ballerinas on your last tour
MC's get wrecked with medicate, get their anus checked
No doubt about it, witchcraft, y'all know I studied voodoo
MC's are tin cans, I will heat some chicken noodle
Throw down pounds and bake your whole damn suburban town
In my building, droppin' beans out the project window
Rapper's looking good with pink mics, 'cause they pussy willow
I'm Mr. Ajax with spots on your ass-crack
Rappers think they sound good with crippled styles on gay tracks
Don't let your friends soup you up, suck the scrotum
Check it y'all...