Ash Ketchum vs Chris Hansen Epic Rap Batles of History (Ft. Investigateur, Mr. Jay (RB), SkeepTieel, Stofferex, Timey (RB), Violent Remark & WoodenHornets)

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
ASH KETCHUM
VS
CHRIS HANSEN
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Ash Ketchum]
I’ve finally found you! I’m glad we get to meet
At last my plan for Pokémon collection is complete!
Now stand right there as I pull out my Master Ball
And throw that shit to the ground. Yeah, gotta catch 'em all!

[Interlude: Ash Ketchum and Chris Hansen]
Wait, what?
Why don’t you take a seat right there?
What?
Please
I don’t understand, what is going on?

[Verse 2: Chris Hansen, Ash Ketchum, and Batman]
What did you come here to do? I came to catch that Pokémon!
And you think it’s okay? To go and throw around your balls
Towards this pokémon who in your whole life you’ve never seen?
It’s just a Pokémon! Ash, she’s 13 (What?)
You got some wires messed up if you plan to dance with Chris Hansen
I catch more loony peasants than Batman (He ain’t messin’)
Your shitty game is so boring I put it back on the shelf
Slavery’s a serious crime, what do you have to say for yourself?