No One Remembers Achmed Team StarKid (Ft. Alex Paul, Denise Donovan, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Jeff Blim, Jim Povolo, Joseph Walker, Lauren Lopez, Meredith Stepien, Nick Gage & Robert Manion)

Soldiers: (Alternating)
In your homeland you're a legend
All the people know your name
On the battlefield and off you are superior

Achmed:
(Spoken) I know.
In the kingdom, though, I'm finding
that my only claim to fame
is an incident involving my posterior

Soldiers:
Posterior

Achmed:
(Spoken) Please.
I've won scores of bloody wars
And mopped the floors with my foes
But no one remembers Achmed

I've eviscerated peasants
From their heads down to their toes
But no one remembers Achmed

Say my name in these parts
And you'll get a vacant stare
Until you mention tigers
Or spotted underwear