[Verse 1]
Somebody made off with my favourite toy
That I bought with my government grant
The world situation seems to be taking
A definite turn for the worse
[Verse 2]
Somebody put me in reverse
What fence would hold my pride and joy
Unless he was a man-eating plant
That mother is asking to wind up basking
In fame in the back of a hearse
[Verse 3]
Somebody made my bubble burst
Call in the guard, he's out in the yard
Been lax in his duties for real
Take him to task for being so crass
As to let someone in who would steal
[Verse 4]
Great thrills are in store for us all
While the world is on such a slant
Though he's a bit funky
The girls love his trunk
He's a hit without deodorant
Somebody made off with my favourite toy
That I bought with my government grant
The world situation seems to be taking
A definite turn for the worse
[Verse 2]
Somebody put me in reverse
What fence would hold my pride and joy
Unless he was a man-eating plant
That mother is asking to wind up basking
In fame in the back of a hearse
[Verse 3]
Somebody made my bubble burst
Call in the guard, he's out in the yard
Been lax in his duties for real
Take him to task for being so crass
As to let someone in who would steal
[Verse 4]
Great thrills are in store for us all
While the world is on such a slant
Though he's a bit funky
The girls love his trunk
He's a hit without deodorant
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