[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope & Legz Diamond]
"This is a Channel 7 news brief, because the news is happening now."
"Hello, Mort Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight, police and investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole four dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night. Police say the apparent body thief entered through the basement window, but how he eluded the security and alarm system is still a mystery, but what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick fuck would steal four dead bodies, anyway? Details at 11."
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs 'til the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag 'em in the house, throw 'em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin' that dead body grubbin;
Tastes like chicken finger lickin' deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
Still gots a finger nail caught in my teeth
Before you start yelling and cursin' my name
Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane
Second I was born, doctor threw me 'gainst the wall
Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall
I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck
And my mother's like "What the fuck?!"
He said I was born of an alien race
Born with a hatchet and a Juggalo face
But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand
I'm just the dead body man
"This is a Channel 7 news brief, because the news is happening now."
"Hello, Mort Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight, police and investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole four dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night. Police say the apparent body thief entered through the basement window, but how he eluded the security and alarm system is still a mystery, but what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick fuck would steal four dead bodies, anyway? Details at 11."
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs 'til the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag 'em in the house, throw 'em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin' that dead body grubbin;
Tastes like chicken finger lickin' deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
Still gots a finger nail caught in my teeth
Before you start yelling and cursin' my name
Remember something's wrong with my brain, insane
Second I was born, doctor threw me 'gainst the wall
Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall
I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off shit like a hockey puck
And my mother's like "What the fuck?!"
He said I was born of an alien race
Born with a hatchet and a Juggalo face
But I'm not a martian, you wouldn't understand
I'm just the dead body man
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