God’s Song (Jfl 2011) Bo Burnham

[Spoken]
People say I'm too ambitious with a lot of my songs, uh... So this is a song from the perspective of God

[Verse 1]
I've never written a book in my life
'Cause your tiny brains would never get it
Me compared to Shakespeare's like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare's wife
I gave you everything but
I gave you simple minds
So you made simple things
I gave you healthy birds
And you made chicken wings
I gave you nipples
And you madе nipple rings

[Chorus]
You're not going to heavеn
Why would you ever think I'd ever hang out with you?
You're all dicks, I don't need you
I know a million aliens cooler than you

[Verse 2]
People give me money and I don't know why
'Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup
Held by a homeless guy
I made every girl different
They're all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different
And people are smart
I just made the stars
You think you know beauty
But trust me, you don't
I'm the one who created them
You're overpopulated so I slaved for days making gays
And you ended up hating them
How do you get out of a song you haven't finished?