[Verse 1: JT Machinima & Andrea Storm Kaden]
I'm a bit of an anomaly, an oddball marsupial monstrosity
I'm not just another wombat or wallaby
If you ain't a bandicoot, you're a wannabe
I gotta thank Cortex for evolving me
Have I become a problem? Huh, probably
Now that I'm on the run nobody's stoppin' me
I'm comin' for ya' Tawna, do you want a piece? (Oh)
Spinnin' 'til I'm dizzy, and I'll knock your teeth out
Your mouth, as I jump on any box I see
Lookin' for sweet, anyone got a peach?
What about a Wumpa Fruit? Give 'em all to me!
Doctor Neo's evil plots will be obsolete
When I crash this party, wee!
I'm leaving every single incompetent boss defeated
Then I'll execute a dance move flawlessly
With Aku Aku, I'll sock and bop you
Gonna start by stomping on Papu Papu
Knocked Ripper Roo off of a waterfall, woo!
Koala Kong, brah, I've come to rock you!
Say hello to my little friend
Pity that Pinstripe isn't in trend
Yo Nitrus Brio, you'll meet your end
Choking on a potion, you second-rate henchmen!
Hop, on my hoverboard and fly
Hog, let me take you for a ride
Gone back and forth in time, and it has warped my mind
I've gotten killed a lot, but I'm not short of lives
I've had more adventures than Francis Drake
And you can tell Nathan that I plan to stay
'Cause I crash all night, crash all day
Crash by job, crash my name
I'm a bit of an anomaly, an oddball marsupial monstrosity
I'm not just another wombat or wallaby
If you ain't a bandicoot, you're a wannabe
I gotta thank Cortex for evolving me
Have I become a problem? Huh, probably
Now that I'm on the run nobody's stoppin' me
I'm comin' for ya' Tawna, do you want a piece? (Oh)
Spinnin' 'til I'm dizzy, and I'll knock your teeth out
Your mouth, as I jump on any box I see
Lookin' for sweet, anyone got a peach?
What about a Wumpa Fruit? Give 'em all to me!
Doctor Neo's evil plots will be obsolete
When I crash this party, wee!
I'm leaving every single incompetent boss defeated
Then I'll execute a dance move flawlessly
With Aku Aku, I'll sock and bop you
Gonna start by stomping on Papu Papu
Knocked Ripper Roo off of a waterfall, woo!
Koala Kong, brah, I've come to rock you!
Say hello to my little friend
Pity that Pinstripe isn't in trend
Yo Nitrus Brio, you'll meet your end
Choking on a potion, you second-rate henchmen!
Hop, on my hoverboard and fly
Hog, let me take you for a ride
Gone back and forth in time, and it has warped my mind
I've gotten killed a lot, but I'm not short of lives
I've had more adventures than Francis Drake
And you can tell Nathan that I plan to stay
'Cause I crash all night, crash all day
Crash by job, crash my name
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