(Verse 1)
[DOCTORS 1 AND 2]
If a person starts to quiver
Through cirrhosis of the liver
We can't be bothered with that sort of thing at all
[DOCTORS 3 AND 4]
But how eagerly do we go
To an egg who has an ego
OR a brain that's scrambled way beyond recall
[DOCTORS 5 AND 6]
We don't cure appendicitis
Or the mumps or laryngitis
That is not the kind of service that we sell
[DOCTORS]
But we're always on location
When it's mental aberration
For that pays twice as well
[NURSES]
You must know that when a
Doctor's from Vienna
That pays twice as well
[DOCTORS 1 AND 2]
If a person starts to quiver
Through cirrhosis of the liver
We can't be bothered with that sort of thing at all
[DOCTORS 3 AND 4]
But how eagerly do we go
To an egg who has an ego
OR a brain that's scrambled way beyond recall
[DOCTORS 5 AND 6]
We don't cure appendicitis
Or the mumps or laryngitis
That is not the kind of service that we sell
[DOCTORS]
But we're always on location
When it's mental aberration
For that pays twice as well
[NURSES]
You must know that when a
Doctor's from Vienna
That pays twice as well
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