Karate Kashmate Napoleon XIV

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Melvin?

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Melvin, I want you to stop, now
Do you understand?
I'm getting very nervous with all the yelling and the jumping
And the neighbors are gonna call the police
Plus which, I'm trying to practice my piano

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