True Fuschnick (Shaheed’s Fix) Fu-Schnickens

[Chorus: Fu-Schnickens]
I'm a True, what? I am a True Fushnick
I'm a True, what? I am a True Fushnick
I'm a True, what? I am a True Fushnick
So sit, Buddah, sit, what lyrical styles should we kick?

[Verse 1: Chip Fu]
I'm a rowdy Roddy Piper, I flash my dread Sherlock Holmes
The thicker the richer the bigger the dread
So I don't need no honeycomb
So eeney, meeney, miney, mo good goobelly goo I bumped my toe
Uh-oh (Uh-oh), "Better get Maaco," Chocolate Chip's about to flow
The super the cali the fragilistic expialadope Chip
When the mic is gripped in ridobidobip bip da be bong de dang (Bo!)
No worries and moderations when I raps it up again and again
But not with the same FU style, I'm wicked and wild and versatile
When the mic is gripped by Chip you better believe it's worth your while
Pause for the cause, stop, make way, hurry up
Here I come come come
My lyrical styles are not the fastest, in other words
They're not soft son rocks it riggedy raggamuffin
(Yo, say it backwards) Aggarniffum
So abraca Fu alacazam, run, come follow me, man
Put it by one phenomenon, huminahumina, I'm not done
Better put it me-oh-me oh my, hello, hello, hi
I'm not Huckleberry Finn I'm still speaking, shoo, fly
Don't bother I
So Fe hello hifi Fu fo, I make shapes with Play-dough re me
Near far then I will stitch sew Lipton Tea bo Tae Kwon Do
Lyrics are bubbling, bubbling, bubbling, bubbling, bubbling
Bubbling, bubbling, bubbling, bubbling, bubbling, bubbling, bubbling
Bubbling 'til they're boiled
So don't drink the milk, 'cause it's rotten
In other words, it's spoiled
So don't say drats, drats double or triple or quadruple drats
Me big and me black and me hot up de spot the jumping Jehosphats
Some MC's rhymes are Jack or Jill
And at my styles they peak-a-boo
And when I doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy FU
So peace to this FU, peace to that FU
And a true FU, Poc Fu, is what I dub you