Well I thought about the army
Dad said, son you're fucking high
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
So I took my old man's advice
Three sad semesters
It was only fifteeen grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead
Grew a moustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chick-Fil-A
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in May
And in June reformed without me
And they'd got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame
Oh no
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
Whoooaah, I think I'll write a screenplay
Whoooaah, I think I'll take it to LA
Whoooaah, I think I'll get it done yesterday
Aw, Shit
Dad said, son you're fucking high
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
So I took my old man's advice
Three sad semesters
It was only fifteeen grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead
Grew a moustache and a mullet
Got a job at Chick-Fil-A
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in May
And in June reformed without me
And they'd got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame
Oh no
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
Whoooaah, I think I'll write a screenplay
Whoooaah, I think I'll take it to LA
Whoooaah, I think I'll get it done yesterday
Aw, Shit
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