Rub One Out Talkshow Boy

[Intro]
(Many years ago, I once lost a job because I couldn't interpret an ink blot test accurately)
(A thumbs up gesture means good)
(A thumbs down gesture means bad)
(Stroking of the chin with the thumb and forefinger)
(When a person touches their ear)
(When a person scratches the top of their head)
(Constantly practice these techniques)
(Intimate zone)

[Chorus]
Don't be so hard on your body, baby
Don't work so hard all the time
Hear me now because I am your lover, baby
Rub one out tonight
(What can we learn from the hands?)

[Verse 1]
Ten til two and you never miss a beat
And you hate hot weather but I'm turning up the heat
There's delinquents yelling crap-talk down your headset
And when you get home, you don't even go to bed yet
Save all your pay packets, I'll buy you cat food
And quit dressing up like a wiggified wack dude
Learn to relax, I'll scratch you on your back nude
Just get slackin' like a Hubba Bubba well-chewed