The Pants Brad Paisley

[Verse 1]
36 32, boot cut with a skull ring
Grease-stains, bleach spots and a hole in the knee
You say the man inside those Levi's don't take orders
She'll just have to realize you'll do as you damn well please

[Chorus]
You wear the pants
Buddy good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah, whoopty-doo
You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt

[Verse 2]
In the top drawer of her dresser, there's some panties
Go try on that purple pair, with lace and frills
With your big old things, I bet you can't get in them
With that attitude of yours, hell, I bet you never will

[Chorus]
But you wear the pants
Buddy good for you
I'm so impressed
Yeah, whoopty-doo
You need to know
That ain't how it works
It's not who wears the pants
It's who wears the skirt