[Intro: Ham Sandwich]
—bro, and then she wrapped her tail around me (Uh-huh), and said, get ready for this (Wait)
Wait, her tail? Oh shit, what're you about to do? What?
She started squeezin' on me, I was like—
Were you fuckin' with a monster girl?
That shit was kinda hot (Yessir!)
Were you fuckin' with a monster girl?
Huh? (Klout)
Huh?
Y-you think I got a problem?
Bruh, you might be addicted
Oh, fuck
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich]
M-M-Monster women got me thinkin' I'm addicted (Yessir!)
All these human women gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Damn)
I need a woman with a body unpredictable, (Yessir!)
Scales, fur, feathers, fangs, claws, irresistible (Ooh)
Monster women got mе thinkin' I'm addicted (Damn)
All these human womеn gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Goddamn)
Yeah, all these human women pretty typical, (Damn)
Monster girl pussy is the motherfuckin' pinnacle (Let's go!)
[Verse 1: Ham Sandwich]
It all started one day, I was feelin' kinda bored
Walk around, found a cave, with a big-ass sword
And it was guarded by a big titty dragon lord (Woo!)
Had to shoot my shot, and you know that a nigga scored (Sheesh)
Yeah, I was fuckin' on a dragon, with a wagon
'Bout the size of fuckin' mammoths (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Kill the pussy, I'm the [?] (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
And I ain't braggin', it's a fact (Yessir!)
Grab her by the tail and break her fuckin' back, this is cracked (–sir!)
Monster women love me, I got what you lack, check my stats
What's a Barbie to a Harpy?
I'ma take the second option in a muhfuckin' heartbeat (Yessir! Every day!)
She gon' let a nigga mark her, I ain't talkin' 'bout Sharpie
Harem full of beast women, like a nigga on safari, yuh (Ooh)
Yeah, my harem kinda lit, I got accommodations
'Cause most of these women, amalgamations of different races (Dicks)
I got all kinds of body types, shapes, and faces
And they all tryna get up on me, I'm the one to mate with (Yessir!)
I got centaur bitches at the salad bar
Cowgirls getting milked over where the cattle are (ooh)
And a demon girl I summoned last week, (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
When she give a nigga head, I grab her horns like the handlebars! (Ooh- oh-oh-owah!)
—bro, and then she wrapped her tail around me (Uh-huh), and said, get ready for this (Wait)
Wait, her tail? Oh shit, what're you about to do? What?
She started squeezin' on me, I was like—
Were you fuckin' with a monster girl?
That shit was kinda hot (Yessir!)
Were you fuckin' with a monster girl?
Huh? (Klout)
Huh?
Y-you think I got a problem?
Bruh, you might be addicted
Oh, fuck
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich]
M-M-Monster women got me thinkin' I'm addicted (Yessir!)
All these human women gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Damn)
I need a woman with a body unpredictable, (Yessir!)
Scales, fur, feathers, fangs, claws, irresistible (Ooh)
Monster women got mе thinkin' I'm addicted (Damn)
All these human womеn gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Goddamn)
Yeah, all these human women pretty typical, (Damn)
Monster girl pussy is the motherfuckin' pinnacle (Let's go!)
[Verse 1: Ham Sandwich]
It all started one day, I was feelin' kinda bored
Walk around, found a cave, with a big-ass sword
And it was guarded by a big titty dragon lord (Woo!)
Had to shoot my shot, and you know that a nigga scored (Sheesh)
Yeah, I was fuckin' on a dragon, with a wagon
'Bout the size of fuckin' mammoths (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Kill the pussy, I'm the [?] (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
And I ain't braggin', it's a fact (Yessir!)
Grab her by the tail and break her fuckin' back, this is cracked (–sir!)
Monster women love me, I got what you lack, check my stats
What's a Barbie to a Harpy?
I'ma take the second option in a muhfuckin' heartbeat (Yessir! Every day!)
She gon' let a nigga mark her, I ain't talkin' 'bout Sharpie
Harem full of beast women, like a nigga on safari, yuh (Ooh)
Yeah, my harem kinda lit, I got accommodations
'Cause most of these women, amalgamations of different races (Dicks)
I got all kinds of body types, shapes, and faces
And they all tryna get up on me, I'm the one to mate with (Yessir!)
I got centaur bitches at the salad bar
Cowgirls getting milked over where the cattle are (ooh)
And a demon girl I summoned last week, (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
When she give a nigga head, I grab her horns like the handlebars! (Ooh- oh-oh-owah!)
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