Swatting Flies Crash Test Dummies

Now
That
I've used up all my ideas
Here in
My little house by the sea
I search for a usable memory
But none comes to me

In grade one
My teacher could do embalming
She'd stuff
The bodies of dead little birds
She told us, If ever we found one
Just to bring it to her

And in the science room was an iguana
It lay very still
In its cage
And we'd feed him
Living flies

Then she'd
Read the old testament to us
But first she'd
Remind us the stories were true
And we'd hear of locusts and plagues
And the tortures they knew