Yukon Moose Dick (The Bigfoot Song) Insane Clown Posse

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Well I was raised among the [?] tribe
We're strong in our beliefs
And believe we do, to this very day
The tales told to us by our chiefs
Some call it a yeti, others say Sasquatch
It's even been called a skunk ape
But most just know it as Bigfoot
The beast who plunders, pillage, and rapes
And that was the case, or so we thought
As my forefathers told the tale
Our village was surrounded by a black forest
And from within it they'd hear its yell
This Bigfoot damn sure had big feet
But somеthing else is what surprised thе eyes
And the name Big Yukon Moose Dick was born
And you'll hear just why

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Big Moose Dick Sasquatch
Big Moose dick swang
Big Moose want big moose puss
Moose Dick make puss scream Moose name (Moose)
Me Big Moose lonely
Me Big Moose cry
Me Bigfoot big footprint
In middle, big dick drag line
Feet discretely tiptoe
Dip low, slow, lift window
Grip ho chick, don't fit so
Flip on script do' kick do' quick sco'
Arrowheads whizz by
Ask Moose Puss name
"It was just Marge
But Miss Moose Dick sure has a nice ring" (Say what?)