Stupid Tie CollegeHumor (Ft. Sam Reich)

[Intro]
I be on my stupid tie, shit tie, shit (check it)
Clashes with my suit, this tie, shit tie, shit
Let me show you I'm goofy
Gonna quote some bad movies
Wait a minute
Are you ready, Office Funny Guy?

[Verse 1]
I can't wait 'til I get on the floor at the water cooler
Lookin' real hot, roll up on my mini scooter
And ow! Raggin' on the boss, oh I'm so clever
I'm on fire
From 9 to 5
Hey buddy, check out my ironic calendar
Remember Office Space? "Mmmmm, my stapler."
Oooh, party in the kitchen, didn't get an invitation
I'm on fire
Till I retire

[Chorus]
And as long as I've got my stupid tie
I'mma be the office funny guy
Wearing Converse and my mug is fly
Let me show you a few things
Desk all dressed, my toys are tight
Action figures of the shows I like
Playing mad pranks on my deskmate Mike
Let me show you a few things
Let me show you a few things
Show you a few things about fun
Yeah, you know my shirt's a pun
Let me send you a few links
Send you a few links
From The Onion