Hi, My Name’s Cindy ​sElf

[Verse 1]
Mystery date and you can't be late
Thought it wouldn't go any deeper
Stalling and stalling to the voice of debate
Laugh at her jokes and then leave her
You can't get out
But maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich
You got to keep an open mind

[Spoken]
"Hi, my name's Cindy and I'm a transistorosexual"

[Chorus]
Now it's all run amok
For the next five hours you're fucked

[Verse 2]
Fallen in a well and you can't get out
Thought you couldn't fall any deeper
You learned about love and the opposite sex
And that there's fucked up people
You try again
But maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich
You got to keep an open mind

[Spoken]
"Hi, um, my name's Cindy... and... I'm your blind date and i'm really blind"