[Intro: The Gabbie Show]
Yo, revine for revine
I got 1.7 million subscribers and I made this entire thing on iMovie
Like, not just the video part, like the entire thing
Like, I had to export the audio file as a video and then bring it back in as a video and then overlay video on top of video because I don't know how to do shit with audio, it's pretty fucking pathetic
[Verse 1: The Gabbie Show & her doppelganger]
Hi, Gabbie! Hey! What's up today?
I'm gonna roast myself. That's up to date
Not really, bitch, you're fucking late
Two shitty vids a week too much to plate?
You know damn well what took so long
To come out with this whack-ass song
What the fuck are you supposed to do
When you wanna join in but no one challenges you?
It's lonely and pathetic but I'll put that on the shelf
And I'll challenge myself to roast myself
How original! What a surprise
You're dying alone and you can't get guys
Maybe your dating life would be just fine
If you didn't talk about it all the fucking time
[Verse 2: The Gabbie Show & her doppelganger]
Welcome back! Who the fuck you talking to, bitch?
Can't you see no one's even coming back to this shit?
You have another channel that nobody watches
Your vlogs got no views like an agnostic
Haven't you noticed all your views slow-dropping?
Looks like your show-stoppers stopped show-stopping
You hang out with and act like and dress like a teenAnd your social life only exists on the screen
The fact that you've had the same hair for 8 years
Doesn't make you appear to be young to your peers
Speaking of which, how fucking old are you again?
Your voice sounds like you smoked two packs a day since you were 10
About to get as cold as a damn ice cube
How the fuck did you ever make it big on YouTube?
Take your irrelevant ass back to Vine
Where people only hate you 6 seconds at a time
You remade so many memes I forgot to mention
Your family sat you down for de-Vine intervention
Yo, revine for revine
I got 1.7 million subscribers and I made this entire thing on iMovie
Like, not just the video part, like the entire thing
Like, I had to export the audio file as a video and then bring it back in as a video and then overlay video on top of video because I don't know how to do shit with audio, it's pretty fucking pathetic
[Verse 1: The Gabbie Show & her doppelganger]
Hi, Gabbie! Hey! What's up today?
I'm gonna roast myself. That's up to date
Not really, bitch, you're fucking late
Two shitty vids a week too much to plate?
You know damn well what took so long
To come out with this whack-ass song
What the fuck are you supposed to do
When you wanna join in but no one challenges you?
It's lonely and pathetic but I'll put that on the shelf
And I'll challenge myself to roast myself
How original! What a surprise
You're dying alone and you can't get guys
Maybe your dating life would be just fine
If you didn't talk about it all the fucking time
[Verse 2: The Gabbie Show & her doppelganger]
Welcome back! Who the fuck you talking to, bitch?
Can't you see no one's even coming back to this shit?
You have another channel that nobody watches
Your vlogs got no views like an agnostic
Haven't you noticed all your views slow-dropping?
Looks like your show-stoppers stopped show-stopping
You hang out with and act like and dress like a teenAnd your social life only exists on the screen
The fact that you've had the same hair for 8 years
Doesn't make you appear to be young to your peers
Speaking of which, how fucking old are you again?
Your voice sounds like you smoked two packs a day since you were 10
About to get as cold as a damn ice cube
How the fuck did you ever make it big on YouTube?
Take your irrelevant ass back to Vine
Where people only hate you 6 seconds at a time
You remade so many memes I forgot to mention
Your family sat you down for de-Vine intervention
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