Lyrxo In France "Weird Al" Yankovic

(Well,) I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
I barely even know... how to put on my own pants!
But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France!

Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka laka
Hoom chaka

I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
I got a negative number on my SATs
I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be a
Lyrxo in France, genius in France, genius in France!

People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week

But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
They dig my mystique, they think I'm c'est magnifique
When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic

They love my body odor and my bad toupee
They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret