Transvestities Can Be Cannibals Too Harley Poe

[Verse 1]
Hate the way that I look in my own clothes
I wear my wife's when I go to the town
You think it's gross when I'm wearin' her pantyhose
You call me sick and you call me a clown
I think I may, I think I might have human tonight
Don't come to me 'cause I'm comin' to you
I think I may, I think I might have you for a bite
I'm gonna cook me up some he-man stew

[Pre-Chorus 1]
'Cause transvestites can be cannibals too
And I'll feel better after I eat you
'Cause I hate people when they're not polite
If you end up on my table then it serves you right

[Chorus]
And when I was young I wore my sister's clothes
I liked to paint my nails and I had secrets no one knows
But now that I'm grown up, I cook dinner for my wife
I still carry my secrets along with a butchers knife
All right

[Verse 2]
I hate the popular people
'Cause I ain't popular
I'll eat these words tomorrow
'Cause I'm bipolar
It's okay to be different
Unless you're all by yourself
You think you're so fucking special
But you're just like everyone else