Short-Ass Movies Saturday Night Live (Ft. Chris Redd, Dirt Nasty, Gunna & Pete Davidson)

[Intro: Pete Davidson]
These days, when I wanna sit down to watch a movie, I can find just about anything in the world. But night after night, there's only one kinda movie I'm always looking for

[Chorus: Pete Davidson, Gunna]
And that's a short-ass movie
A really short movie
Like, at most, an hour-forty
Gimme that short-ass movie
A short-ass movie
A really short movie
'Cause you know I ain't gon' sit here
And watch no long-ass movie

[Verse 1: Pete Davidson, Gunna]
Found a flick, I'm 'bout to pick it
But right before I click it
I look down right below the line
And that's when I see the runtime
Three hours forty-seven minutes? Bro, you must be crazy
No thanks, I'mma watch a short-ass movie like Driving Miss Daisy
I'm not pushin' "P" unless it's under two hours
Like Lion King or Bad Moms or all three Austin Powers
I heard that Batman was great, so went to a theater and saw it
I pissed my pants twice, that s--- was longer than The Hobbit

[Chorus: Pete Davidson, Gunna]
Gimme that short-ass movie
A 90-minute movie
Like Liar Liar, Evil Dead,
Punch-Drunk Love, or Eraserhead
A short-ass movie
A really short movie
'Cause I'm a simple man
With no attention span