Goodnight Demonslayer Aurelio Voltaire

There's a monster that lives 'neath your bed?
Oh for crying out loud..
It's a futon on the floor
He must be as flat as a board

There's a creature that lurks behind the door?
Though I've checked there fifteen times
When I leave then he arrives
Every night

Tell that monster that lives 'neath your bed
To go somewhere else instead or you'll kick him in the head
Tell that creature that lurks behind the door
If he knows what's good he won't come here no more
'Cause you're kicking his butt at the count of four!

Goodnight Demonslayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There's devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you comin' hell they better hide
Goodnight goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer, goodnight

Tell the monster that eats children, that you taste bad
And you're sure you'd be the worst that he's ever had
If he eats you, don't you fret, just cut him open with an axe
Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad