Pennywise vs. Freddy Krueger Freshy Kanal (Ft. Freshy Kanal, J Morris the Review Guy & SuperDuper24)
[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
PENNYWISE
VS
FREDDY KRUEGER
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Freddy Krueger]
Laying you down to sleep for two decades of your own hell
It looks like Wise is lacking luck; let's throw a Penny in the well!
It's prime time for a rap battle, bitch, dip you into shame down to the bottom of your silk suit
Yeah, sticks and stones can break my bones, but words? We both know they kill you
So drop this beat on your breath when I beat you to death
The makeup on your head will match up with your bed
'Cause my dreams are a threat, while the screams that you get make this spider a joke- it's a meme on the web
You ain't hot shit like Curry, now you're a Swedish all-you-can-eat dish; bon appetite bitch!
You'll end up like your first monstrosity
Now the fucker's chairbound; can't stand up like your comedy
[Verse 2: Pennywise]
And here comes... Freddy's... new... nightmare, biggest fear from Bill to Bevvy
Your only scare is the bill for new bedsheets
Stuck in the '80s; reboot fucked up
You're officially the leader of the Boomer's club!
I'll just wait for this fetus to get injured
They should replace you with the baby from Freddy Got Fingered!
But the nightmares won't be coming back soon
You're out of your airtime- do you want a balloon?
You kept up in ruining children 'til Jason mutilated your character
Now the question is: who would win here? The Alien? Or the Sexual Predator?
Swiss-cheese-lookin' motherfucker walking on my streets
I've always been the king of Derry; you're the Dairy Queen!
'Cause I never was a killer to hop on your boat, dude
So you better get high- I make standards float too!
You're dated, so listen up. You aged and you couldn't stop
Your face replicates your plot: a game of connect-the-dots
Your rating is severed, flopped; they made like your head and dropped
The same as popcorn I brought, you raised, blew up, and p-p-popped!
RAP BATTLE!
PENNYWISE
VS
FREDDY KRUEGER
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Freddy Krueger]
Laying you down to sleep for two decades of your own hell
It looks like Wise is lacking luck; let's throw a Penny in the well!
It's prime time for a rap battle, bitch, dip you into shame down to the bottom of your silk suit
Yeah, sticks and stones can break my bones, but words? We both know they kill you
So drop this beat on your breath when I beat you to death
The makeup on your head will match up with your bed
'Cause my dreams are a threat, while the screams that you get make this spider a joke- it's a meme on the web
You ain't hot shit like Curry, now you're a Swedish all-you-can-eat dish; bon appetite bitch!
You'll end up like your first monstrosity
Now the fucker's chairbound; can't stand up like your comedy
[Verse 2: Pennywise]
And here comes... Freddy's... new... nightmare, biggest fear from Bill to Bevvy
Your only scare is the bill for new bedsheets
Stuck in the '80s; reboot fucked up
You're officially the leader of the Boomer's club!
I'll just wait for this fetus to get injured
They should replace you with the baby from Freddy Got Fingered!
But the nightmares won't be coming back soon
You're out of your airtime- do you want a balloon?
You kept up in ruining children 'til Jason mutilated your character
Now the question is: who would win here? The Alien? Or the Sexual Predator?
Swiss-cheese-lookin' motherfucker walking on my streets
I've always been the king of Derry; you're the Dairy Queen!
'Cause I never was a killer to hop on your boat, dude
So you better get high- I make standards float too!
You're dated, so listen up. You aged and you couldn't stop
Your face replicates your plot: a game of connect-the-dots
Your rating is severed, flopped; they made like your head and dropped
The same as popcorn I brought, you raised, blew up, and p-p-popped!
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