Chonny’s Inferno Chonny Jash

[Intro]
Here lies Chonny!
You can tell it's him 'cause we put his name on the stone

[Verse 1]
Ran his showers red hot
Never too good for a potshot
Take the long way 'round to work when the song got to the good part
He'd try to stay humble, but inevitably stumble
When the kind words rolled in and his humility crumbled
Always dwell on what hurt him, lament and reassess
Bimonthly sink; depress in senseless, excess mental abscess
Tried to fight the demons that had caused him such stress
At about thirty-five, died of, well
Take a guess
Took his golden ascension
His family and friends incensed with fear and tension
Beyond their comprehension
"Catch ya later! I'm off to see the man upstairs
Let's hope he ain't been paying too much attention"
There was an angel at the entrance, checking off a guest list
Chonny wasn't on it and was ushered to the exit
But let's be frank
We did expect this

[Chorus]
"Excuse me, sir! There must be something I could do ya for
Perhaps a favour, or a fiver, might open up those pearly doors
I'm awfully hard-working! There's something I could do, I'm sure"
Pleading with the angels while they pushed him through the door
"I said excuse me, sir! There must be something I could do ya for
Perhaps a favour, or a fiver, might open up those pearly doors
I'm awfully hard-working! There's something I could do, I'm sure"
Pleading with the angels while they pushed him through the door