George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor Epic Rap Battles of History (Ft. EpicLLOYD, Gary Anthony Williams, Jackie Tohn, Nice Peter & Zeale)
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[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GEORGE CARLIN!
VS!
RICHARD PRYOR!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: George Carlin]
Here we go, it's George Carlin. I'm a mad dog snarling
I was born in the Bronx and brought up in Harlem
I'm dope at spitting bars and getting crowds hardy harr-ing!
While you're the least threatening black dude since Carlton!
Now, there's seven words you can't say on a TV set
Well, this is the pissin' fuckin' cuntin' Internet
And my cocksucking motherfucking bits are the tits!
Non-stopping brain droppings like my wit’s got the shits!
So call this Pryor-hea: I doo-doo on you constantly!
No pauses in my punchlines, no commas in my comedy!
You'll be down for the count when this counter-culture counter man
Serves you with a stand-uppercut you can't counter, damn!
I'm wilder than Gene when I'm killing the beat!
You're steady taking second place, that's a Silver Streak!
[Verse 2: Richard Pryor]
Any rap battles with you, I be winning 'em!
Your style's like two drinks: it's the minimum!
(Ooh!) It's your boy from Peoria, Illinois!
One hand on my mic, one hand on my groin
'Cause ain't no set tighter in this whole damn game
Even the shit that I spit off the top: flames! (Stand up!)
My delivery is rupturing the tummies
You tell a joke and people go, "Hmm, that's funny"
My Mama was a prostitute and Grandma ran the brothel!
Seen some shit but not as awful as your haircut debacle!
I'm the original brother (Hey!) to give the scene some color! (Hey!)
The most iconic stand-up comic! Stand down, motherfucker!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
GEORGE CARLIN!
VS!
RICHARD PRYOR!
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: George Carlin]
Here we go, it's George Carlin. I'm a mad dog snarling
I was born in the Bronx and brought up in Harlem
I'm dope at spitting bars and getting crowds hardy harr-ing!
While you're the least threatening black dude since Carlton!
Now, there's seven words you can't say on a TV set
Well, this is the pissin' fuckin' cuntin' Internet
And my cocksucking motherfucking bits are the tits!
Non-stopping brain droppings like my wit’s got the shits!
So call this Pryor-hea: I doo-doo on you constantly!
No pauses in my punchlines, no commas in my comedy!
You'll be down for the count when this counter-culture counter man
Serves you with a stand-uppercut you can't counter, damn!
I'm wilder than Gene when I'm killing the beat!
You're steady taking second place, that's a Silver Streak!
[Verse 2: Richard Pryor]
Any rap battles with you, I be winning 'em!
Your style's like two drinks: it's the minimum!
(Ooh!) It's your boy from Peoria, Illinois!
One hand on my mic, one hand on my groin
'Cause ain't no set tighter in this whole damn game
Even the shit that I spit off the top: flames! (Stand up!)
My delivery is rupturing the tummies
You tell a joke and people go, "Hmm, that's funny"
My Mama was a prostitute and Grandma ran the brothel!
Seen some shit but not as awful as your haircut debacle!
I'm the original brother (Hey!) to give the scene some color! (Hey!)
The most iconic stand-up comic! Stand down, motherfucker!
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