Lancer Man on the Internet (Ft. Brodingles & SlickSlack)

[Intro: SlickSlack & Brodingles]
Ho ho ho!
The heroes are already running away!
And they didn't even know I was here!
My dad's gonna make me Son of the Month!
Who the hell are you?
I'm... The bad guy!
I even have my own theme song!
It goes like this!

Da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da
Da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da

Those... aren't lyrics
Yeah they are!
You're just saying "da da da" over and over!
Gimme a second, gosh! Lyric writing is really hard

[Chorus: SlickSlack]
I'm Lancer, prince of spades!
Tonight I'm gonna have my day
Beep beep! On the mic, on the bike
Gonna strike, better get out of my way
Pedal on 'til the Lightners are gone
And then I'm gonna say yay!