
Goalie The Zambonis (Ft. Atom and His Package)
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What do you do when you're 1500 pounds?
You play goalie!
What do you do when you're 1500 pounds?
You play goalie!
(spoken)
No one can, like, shoot it way over him, 'cause he's so fat
[Intro, spoken]
Okay, so, I'm on a tribute record for myself. It's not that I think I'm a big deal, I'm just friends with the Zambonis. I like 'em. I don't think I'm the bee's knees or anything
[Verse 1]
In hockey you gotta score a goal
Which one cannot do if between me and the net there's no hole
Most goalies are quick
React at the drop of a hat
But I don't need to be quick when I got so much fat
[Chorus]
What do you do when you're 1500 pounds?
You play goalie!
What do you do when you're 1500 pounds?
You play goalie!
[spoken]
Are you a little baby?
I'm a little bit of a baby
You play goalie!
What do you do when you're 1500 pounds?
You play goalie!
(spoken)
No one can, like, shoot it way over him, 'cause he's so fat
[Intro, spoken]
Okay, so, I'm on a tribute record for myself. It's not that I think I'm a big deal, I'm just friends with the Zambonis. I like 'em. I don't think I'm the bee's knees or anything
[Verse 1]
In hockey you gotta score a goal
Which one cannot do if between me and the net there's no hole
Most goalies are quick
React at the drop of a hat
But I don't need to be quick when I got so much fat
[Chorus]
What do you do when you're 1500 pounds?
You play goalie!
What do you do when you're 1500 pounds?
You play goalie!
[spoken]
Are you a little baby?
I'm a little bit of a baby
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