P Is for Party Home Brew

[Intro]
Wow! I'm P
I was hoping we could get together
Shall we go up?
P!
Ah, P, one of my favourites
The letter P, my favourite letter (Yea, fry it up now, fry it up)
(P) Fry it up now, fry it up (P)
Dedicated to the P heads like, like this

[Verse 1]
Let's do an all-nighter, wanna play pied piper?
Anyone got a lighter? Wanna chip in a fiver?
Anybody got gloves and an old screwdriver?
You know anybody that wants to buy a dryer?
It's Fisher & Paykel, how 'bout a vacuum?
What happened to Michael, man? He better be back soon
I need it like now, man, I got the shakеs
How much money do you think that we could get for thеse swappa crates?
Whatchu mean they don't buy these? We all got IDs
Fuck it then, we'll rob them instead, stupid Chinese
You take the Steinies, I'll grab the Heinies
Hey, which one of you fuckheads stole my keys?
Oh, they're in my hand, my bad
Man, I need a fry bad, where's that beer I had?
Oh, it's in my other hand, shit, I'm in another land
(You're buzzin', man) Whatchu say, cunt? (Oh, fuck off, man)