Still Alive Aperture Science Psychoacoustic Laboratories

This was a triupmh
I'm making a note here
"HUGE SUCCESS"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperature Science
We do what we must
Because, we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense over crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying
'till you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece
Into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now these points of data make a beatiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are Still Alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke, haha, fat chance
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me, still talking, when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are Still Alive
And believe me, I'm Still Alive
I'm doing science, and I'm Still Alive
I feel fantastic, and I'm Still Alive
While you're dying, I'll be Still Alive
And when you're dead, I will be Still Alive
Still Alive
Still Alive