Hog Calling Contest King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard

[Intro: All]
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[Verse 1: Stu Mackenzie]
Well, I'm sweating
And I'm puttin' lipstick on
Happy in mud
I'm going the whole hog

[Chorus: Stu Mackenzie]
When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
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[Verse 2: Stu Mackenzie, All]
Take my gift
It's made of mud
A masterpiece, a work of art (A masterpiece of art)
I take not your coin
For I have no use
I'm happy in my own refuse (I'm happy in mud)
But I'm in a poke (I'm in a poke)
I'm casting pearls before me (I'm casting pearls)
I'm on your back (I made a silk purse)
I made a silk purse from my ears (From my ears)

[Chorus: Stu Mackenzie]
When pigs fly, I'll be on the flight
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