Maybe I’m Lonely Melanie

I look in the mirror
I look a sight
I put on some make up on a Saturday night
Another weekend
Anxiety creepin'
I pull up to the local
Step out of the car
All eyes are open
I sashay to the bar
Ah, the relief, I keep nobody waitin'
And far from the chatter your eyes take me home
Better than spending the weekend alone

Hey there! You look lonely
Or maybe I'm lonely and you look good
Could be I've misread that look on your face
Won't you forgive me if I intrude in your moment of solitude

I take my bike for a ride in the park
This guy nearly kills me
Hey, this street is closed to cars
All terrored guilty, he breaks the unicorns
I try to console him, tell him he's done no harm
I don't pull no drama
I just faint into his arms
And if this is fantasy I beg for dreamin'
He's so sorry, "Can I take you somewhere?"
Halfway to heaven is somewhere around here