Eunuch Provocateur The Mars Volta

[Instrumental Intro]

[Chorus]
The Al-Sirat hides
Behind a wardrobe of eunuchs
Seconds collide
'Til the Padisha scandal

[Verse 1]
The cauldrons have eyes
By way of racket and vice
A brothel's bedpan
Filled with demimonde lice

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Dethroned by the comatorium
De-loused by the comatorium

[Chorus]
The Al-Sirat hides
Behind a wardrobe of eunuchs
Seconds collide
'Til the Padisha scandal

[Verse 2]
Tribunals installed
Now that the provost's defrocked
The labefactation
My, how these tricks turn themselves