Her Majesty Chumbawamba

[Verse 1]
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she changes from day to day
I wanna tell her that I love her a lot, but I gotta get a belly full of wine
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, someday I'm gonna make her mine
Oh yeah, someday I'm gonna make her mine

[Verse 2]
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she never does a thing for me
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she keeps the worst company
All her lords and her ladies in waiting all crawling in the dirt like swine
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but I hope she's the end of the line
Oh yeah, I hope she's the end of the line

[Bridge 1]
Her majesty's living in a land of curtsies
A world of bluish blood and Nazis, yeah

[Verse 3]
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl but I think she ought to call it a day
Her majesty's a pretty nice girl without one good reason to stay
I'd like to take her for a whiskey or two but I've got a lot of things to do
"Her Majesty" is a throwaway song, just short of a chorus or two
Oh yeah, short of a chorus or two

[Bridge 2]
A world of corgies and inbreeding
The royal corpse is barely breathing, yeah