[Intro: Don Pardo]
Is Don in the booth?
He's ready
Ok. Here we go. Loosen up camera two. Cameras one and three, that's fine. In five, four, three, two...
Cue lights, music
Now entering the studio are today's contestants
This is Mr. Millard Snopkin from Carbondale, Illinois
And this is Mr. Leroy Pinkelstein from Brooklyn, New York
And this is Alfred Yankovic from Lynwood, California
These three people will compete today on...Jeopardy
[Verse 1: Weird Al Yankovic]
I was there to match my intellect
On national TV
Against a plumber, oh and an architect
Both with a Ph.D
I was tense, I was nervous
I guess it just wasn't my night
Art Fleming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight
[Chorus: Weird Al Yankovic]
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
Oooh
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
Oooh
Is Don in the booth?
He's ready
Ok. Here we go. Loosen up camera two. Cameras one and three, that's fine. In five, four, three, two...
Cue lights, music
Now entering the studio are today's contestants
This is Mr. Millard Snopkin from Carbondale, Illinois
And this is Mr. Leroy Pinkelstein from Brooklyn, New York
And this is Alfred Yankovic from Lynwood, California
These three people will compete today on...Jeopardy
[Verse 1: Weird Al Yankovic]
I was there to match my intellect
On national TV
Against a plumber, oh and an architect
Both with a Ph.D
I was tense, I was nervous
I guess it just wasn't my night
Art Fleming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight
[Chorus: Weird Al Yankovic]
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
Oooh
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
Oooh
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