You May Be Bright ApologetiX

[Verse 1]
Friday Christ had just departed
Saturday Christ's grave was guarded
Sunday came and Christ came out again
And the stone they had in front
Was a sturdy heavy one
That they all were much too weak to roll away
Now the men they had to guard that stone
Were top defensive guys from Rome
Even though Christ's own disciples were afraid
But the stone was knocked aside
And He made it out alive
So you said they only moved Him from His grave

[Chorus 1]
You may be bright -- I say you're crazy
Hey, but you just may need illuminated a little more
Turn on the light -- it's kinda shady
My faith is strong because I know the way He died

[Verse 2]
Welllllll … remember how they crowned Him there
'Cause Rome had no electric chair
They slowly tortured folks until they died
Yeah, the Romans scourged Him and
They said "Take this cross and stand
'Cause we'd like you, Boy, to drag this for a while"
Then on top of all the things they'd tried, when
Christ was done they crucified Him
Someone's spear went straight through at His waist
But you say the Man just swooned
And they all were just confused
And He really was just in a coma state