[Intro]
This is the worst country song of all time
And it goes
[Verse 1]
I hate beer and honky tonk women
I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishin'
And I don't know the words to "Family Tradition"
"Folsom Prison" or "Walk the Line"
And I think sweet tea is overrated
And all dirt roads were made for pavin'
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
[Chorus]
And the chorus goes
I love cities and traffic jams
I don't want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don't wanna earn a dime
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
Sеcond verse goes
[Verse 2]
I think trucks arе a waste of gas
If you disagree, we'll cancel that 'cause
My mama never whipped my ass
Huh, I guess she never tried
Man, stick a fork in the constitution
I support Kim Jong-Un and Putin
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
And the chorus goes
This is the worst country song of all time
And it goes
[Verse 1]
I hate beer and honky tonk women
I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishin'
And I don't know the words to "Family Tradition"
"Folsom Prison" or "Walk the Line"
And I think sweet tea is overrated
And all dirt roads were made for pavin'
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
[Chorus]
And the chorus goes
I love cities and traffic jams
I don't want a house on a piece of land
I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
But I don't wanna earn a dime
Old Yeller didn't make me sad
I think we should change the American flag
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
Sеcond verse goes
[Verse 2]
I think trucks arе a waste of gas
If you disagree, we'll cancel that 'cause
My mama never whipped my ass
Huh, I guess she never tried
Man, stick a fork in the constitution
I support Kim Jong-Un and Putin
Yeah, this is the worst country song of all time
And the chorus goes
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